My name is Yahtzee and like many super beautiful creatures I’m a bit of a Prima Donna. I don’t fawn on the first person i meet.. i take my time and get to know you before I allow you to play and cuddle with me.. and then i require you to play a lot as i really like playing with toys. I’m just not easy with my affections like some slutty kittens! Also when eating i require you to feed pick me and set me next to the food or i will not eat it. Im super gorgeous and fluffy and once i know you i love to relax and snuggle in your arms while you pet me and worship my fabulousness. I also love to cuddle inside your hoodie and will stay there for hours if you allow me to. Mom says I’m getting fixed soon, which is odd because I’m definitely not broken. To interview for the position of my slave and caregiver please apply.

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